30 replacements for Roger Goodell
By John Buhler
15. Key and Peele
Though semi-co-dependent, yes, we NEED Key and Peele to be the next commissioners of the NFL. While Jordan doesn’t drive cars, he is most definitely driving the bus to help Keegan take this NFL league of theirs to the next level.
They are super serious and semi-silly in everything they do. Key and Peele can bring more people together to watch football on Sundays than those less than desirable means that got the Kardashian clan ahead. Jordan and Keegan won’t need murder trials or tapes or any of that to win over America. They are just that funny.
Tickets to be at the NFL Draft will be more valuable than tickets to the Super Bowl, unless Key and Peele are performing at halftime, which would be amazing. They’d have all the hand shakes in the world down to welcome dudes like Jammie Jammie-Jammie, Goolius Boozler, and Chidobe Awuzie to the NFL.
If you don’t like Key and Peele, then you can just Get Out. Key has already hosted the NFL awards show and did a mighty fine job at that. His approval rating is certainly triple that of Goodell’s already. Unless Peeled decides to anchor Key because he’s gone all Hollywood and what not, this dynamic duo could change the future of the NFL.