Top 25 NFL mustaches of all time
By John Buhler
19. Arthur Blank
Because kids are afraid of statues, because why wouldn’t they be, if a youth asks you what Walt Disney looked like, just redirect them to Atlanta Falcons owner Arthur Blank. Technically, people from 22 to 52 love The Home Depot as much as youths from two to 12 love Disneyland.
Both gentlemen and scholars invented things. Disney invented Mickey Mouse and Disneyland. Blank invented The Home Depot and at least 16 NFC Championship Game dances, but not the Dirty Bird. That might have been Jamal Anderson, Atlanta’s greatest one-year wonder. No. 2 was the Thrashers that one time they made the NHL playoffs. Blueland for life!
With a mustache like Blank’s, it’s easy to Rise Up. Blank’s iconic mustache alone is worth at least 1,234 times what LaVar Ball wants for smart investors to put into Big Baller Brand. With Blank’s mustache, we’re talking billions, billions, billions!
He spent at least a couple of billions on that new stadium that will house the Falcons and Atlanta United FC. With that Clark Gable-ian Gone With the Wind ‘stache of his, Uncle Arthur frankly doesn’t give a damn about how much Mercedes-Benz Stadium costs. When you’re rocking a mustache that tight, every move you do is a power move.