4 things for Nick Saban to complain about this week
Chick-fil-A is closed on Sunday
Chick-fil-A is incredibly tasty. I could eat it every day, and wouldn’t you know it, the day I crave it the most is the one day I can’t have it. The chain closes all stores on Sunday and that’s when I find myself wanting a spicy chicken sandwich, nuggets, waffle fries and a nice cold lemonade the most. It’s torture to go an entire day without something you really want. Talk about a nightmare.
Not even Nick Saban himself can go to a local Chick-fil-A and get a chicken sandwich and fries on Sunday. I think Saban will use his platform for good and rant about the inability to get some nuggets to dunk into the glorious Polynesian sauce or pour some of the Chick-fil-A sauce all over a spicy chicken. It’s a travesty and one I don’t think Saban will stand for much longer. I expect him to reach his boiling point and let us know how frustrating it is when you want what you can’t get.
It’s another universal feeling and a way to really endear himself to the masses. Even Auburn and LSU fans will agree with Saban on this one. That’s another sign of the apocalypse and further proof that this is one of America’s greatest fast food injustices.