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One Christmas gift for each NFL team

By John Buhler

JACKSONVILLE, FL - NOVEMBER 12: Quarterback Blake Bortles No. 5 of the Jacksonville Jaguars on a pass play during the game against the Los Angeles Chargers at EverBank Field on November 12, 2017 in Jacksonville, Florida. The Jaguars defeated the Los Angeles Chargers 20-17 in overtime. (Photo by Don Juan Moore/Getty Images)
JACKSONVILLE, FL - NOVEMBER 12: Quarterback Blake Bortles No. 5 of the Jacksonville Jaguars on a pass play during the game against the Los Angeles Chargers at EverBank Field on November 12, 2017 in Jacksonville, Florida. The Jaguars defeated the Los Angeles Chargers 20-17 in overtime. (Photo by Don Juan Moore/Getty Images) /
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ENGLEWOOD, CO – JULY 26: Newly promoted Denver Broncos president of football operations/general manager John Elway addresses the media at Dove Valley on media day July 26, 2017. Elway just signed a new five-year contract and was promoted from executive V.P. of football operations/general manager to president of football operations/general manager. (Photo by Andy Cross/The Denver Post via Getty Images)
ENGLEWOOD, CO – JULY 26: Newly promoted Denver Broncos president of football operations/general manager John Elway addresses the media at Dove Valley on media day July 26, 2017. Elway just signed a new five-year contract and was promoted from executive V.P. of football operations/general manager to president of football operations/general manager. (Photo by Andy Cross/The Denver Post via Getty Images) /

Denver Broncos: John Elway to realize he’s NFL GM GOB Bluth

Let’s just say that the Denver Broncos are going through ‘a phase’. After hearing Peyton Manning scream OMAHA ad nauseam four for straight years, general manager John Elway has gone deaf and won’t listen to anybody. The greatest player in franchise history has ran this sucker into the ground.

This holiday season, Elway will realize that he and GOB Bluth are very similar in that they keep making huge mistakes and not taking responsibility for them. The last time Elway drafted a Pro Bowler (2011), we didn’t know what SnapChat was and we didn’t know who Ted Mosby’s wife was.

Essentially, we’re going Inception Elway in his dream to realize that he’s been making huge mistake after huge mistake in the front office and convince him to give the keys to Peyton Manning or someone that used to work for the New England Patriots. Inception came out in 2010, by the way.

That being said, if he’s going to be stubborn in his dreams, just give him some tape from the 2017 UCLA vs. USC game and maybe he’ll figure it out. Then again, Elway might still think chickens clap, so give him a starter magic set instead. That seemed to work for GOB. The Bluth Company is best when he’s working hard on his Segway on the pier. Just give Elway the GOB treatment and your good.