Christmas Letters from all 32 NFL teams

Dear Eli Manning,

Sorry it’s, been rough these days.
It’s all good, you’re still my bro.
Denver has, a home for you.
I’ll put in, a good word.
You will have, the timeofyorulife.
Like Vance Joseph, timeofyourlife.
You can win, another ring.
Then you’ll have, more than me.
I won’t make, a sour face.
Elway is, the greatest guy.
We can go, to Rockies games.
Takes a while, to adjust
To the air, it’s really thin.
Broncos orange, makes you slim.
Those last two lines, I made them rhyme.
I can intro, duce you to
Brad Paisley, and other stars.
Including, but not limitedto
Robbie Lowe, from Parks and Rec.
We are friends, I call him Robbie.
I also know, Kenny Chesney.
Country music, is my favorite.
Pizza here, is really good.
New York just, wears on you.
Can’t believe, they went with Geno.
That’s a big, slapintheface.
Can Odell, give me tips
For my hair, he looks good.
Von Miller, can give you tips
In fashion, he’s stylish.
You’re better, than Paxton Lynch
Trevor Sieman, and backup Brock.
McAdoo, McAdon’t
What do you, want for Christmas?
How about, some silly straws?
Ha ha ha, that made me laugh.
Honestly, please let me know.
Dad is here, he says hello.
Rudolph had, a red nose.
You could often, see it glow.
Look outside, there is snow.
Shooting star, the more you know.
Anyway, it’s been real
But right now, I got to go

Top gift choice: You in Denver
Second choice: One more ring

Signed your Bro, Peyton Manning