25 TV Dads that would make elite MLB managers

Walter White

Hal Wilkerson may not be much of a parent. He may be a little too immature to be the manager of a MLB team. But his alter ego, Walter White, he’s a guy who will get the job done.

Walter White is a man who will do what needs to be done in order to get the job done. He’s not afraid of anything. He was told he has cancer, and instead of sulking, he went out and cooked up drugs. He’s dealt with mobster, gangsters, and high school students. He’s killed men and women just to watch them die.

White’s managerial style is easy to narrow down. Either perform. Or never be heard from again. His experience in evading the feds gives him a big edge over other managers. You think Alex Cora is going to hold strong when asked who on his team has been cheating? Not a chance. He’s going to break the second someone accuses Mookie Betts of betting on baseball.

Walter White won’t break. He’ll flip the tables and put the feds in jail for betting on who will get the most arrests. That’s illegal in police stations. At least, it should be.

Best Fit: Boston Red Sox

This accomplishes two goals. First, the Red Sox will win another World Series. Second, there’s not a big meth contingent in Massachusetts. We’re sending White to Boston to get him back in the game.

We all know he’s not really dead, right? He faked his own death and is now living as a lumberjack with Dexter. Not anymore. Heisenberg will ride again.