25 TV Dads that would make elite MLB managers

Sandy Cohen

Living in Orange County can be tough. All those “Newpsie’s” and their brunch and gossip. It can be overwhelming. And that’s just the adults. Don’t even get me started on the kids. Drug dealing, house burning, gang fighting. It’s a mess.

Fortunately, there’s Sandy Cohen. The man is a public defender who sees the good in people. He allowed trouble teen Ryan Atwood into his home when the easier thing would have been to leave him on the streets. He allows his son, Seth, to pursue his nerdy passions.

Here’s what you need to know about Sandy and his style: Look at him. Look at his wife. Look at his son. Look who his son marries. This is a man that overachieves and gets the people around him to overachieve. And hey, if they ever get into legal trouble, he can always bail them out there as well.

Best Fit: Cincinnati Reds

First, we have to get Sandy out of The O.C. He’s not meant for brunch and gossip. He’s a Bronx boy trapped on the West Coast. We have to save him from those housewife robots.

That’s why Cincinnati makes the most sense. There’s nothing going on in Cincinnati, especially when it comes to their sports. The only team worse than the Bengals are the Reds. Imagine being worse than the Bengals.

The Reds have botched multiple rebuilds with bad trade and non-trades. There’s still some talent on the roster, but Bryan Price isn’t getting anything out of that talent. Poor Joey Votto. This team needs a man who is going to get the most out of them.

Sandy Cohen would have Billy Hamilton hitting .300. Who are you to doubt Sandy Cohen?