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Which NFL players would make the best Fortnite gamers

By Bruin Belisle

Baltimore Ravens Ray Lewis prepares to take the field against the Jacksonville Jaguars at EverBank Field in Jacksonville, Florida, on Monday, October 24, 2011. (Lloyd Fox/Baltimore Sun/MCT via Getty Images)
Baltimore Ravens Ray Lewis prepares to take the field against the Jacksonville Jaguars at EverBank Field in Jacksonville, Florida, on Monday, October 24, 2011. (Lloyd Fox/Baltimore Sun/MCT via Getty Images) /
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ORCHARD PARK, NY – DECEMBER 10: Nathan Peterman #2 of the Buffalo Bills leave the game after getting injured during the third quarter agains the Indianapolis Colts on December 10, 2017 at New Era Field in Orchard Park, New York. (Photo by Brett Carlsen/Getty Images)
ORCHARD PARK, NY – DECEMBER 10: Nathan Peterman #2 of the Buffalo Bills leave the game after getting injured during the third quarter agains the Indianapolis Colts on December 10, 2017 at New Era Field in Orchard Park, New York. (Photo by Brett Carlsen/Getty Images) /

Buffalo Bills – Nathan Peterman

We all know a Nathan Peterman. If Peterman were a Fortnite player, he’d be the one who makes the squad collectively sigh and groan with frustration when you see his name pop-up on an invite.

Peterman tries his best, but he’s just bad at the game. He constantly takes ill-advised sniper shots that usually backfire against the squad and/or give up your location. On paper, you’d think he would be good but his aim is just terrible.

Nathan Peterman is the guy who eliminates himself when his attempted rocket-launch clips the wall of his own base directly in front of him. Not only does is blow him up, but it also takes down half of the squad’s build and leaves you all wide open to the opposing gamers. 

He also has this affinity to break every table he sees in the game… Weird.

We all know what Peterman is capable of on an NFL field so there’s no need to mention his five-interception game in this post (wait… my bad). Given that Buffalo recently boosted the quarterback position by adding AJ McCarron and drafting Josh Allen, it’s safe to say that Peterman is not in the future plans.

Still, in a twisted, strange, Buffalo way, Peterman will be loved by #BillsMafia. You’ll still see his jersey at tailgates next season. This is much like how you and your squad still love your one friend who is absolute trash at Fortnite.

Maybe your friend will end up being a decent Fortnite player some day, but he’s going to have to stop spending so much time attempting death-defying stunts on the shopping cart in various parking lots. For Peterman, we may not have the same positive outlook.

This was supposed to be each team’s best Fortnite player but admittedly, we got off track here. The best would obviously be Shady McCoy – good luck downing this guy, especially if they ever add snow to the game.

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