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The Bachelorette preview: A preemptive and enthusiastic goodbye to Luke P.

By Bruin Belisle

THE BACHELORETTE - "1506" - Emotionally exhausted from last week's drama but resolved to get her journey to find love back on track, Hannah looks forward to taking her nine remaining men to beautiful Riga, Latvia, on the Baltic Sea. One handsome suitor, who has been crushing hard on Hannah, is awarded the first one-on-one date. It turns out to be a heart-stopping but liberating experience as the couple bungee jump wearing little clothing; however, when the man kisses and tells about his lusty date, how will the other men react? On a group date to Riga Central Market, Hannah rewards another bachelor who presents her with flowers and passionate kisses. Two archrivals face off in a spirited wrist wrestling match that definitely grabs the Bachelorette's attention. On the final one-on-one for the week, Hannah and her date learn about a Latvian spa ritual, which mixes sauna and spiritual elements, including massage techniques. The temperature rises both literally and figuratively as the two connect with hot physical intensity, but will they be able to relate on a deeper, emotional level? Another man surprises Hannah with a late-night visit to proclaim his feelings for her. But before the rose ceremony, the Bachelorette is all business and needs to clarify what she expects in a future soul mate on "The Bachelorette," MONDAY, JUNE 24 (8:00-10:01 p.m. EDT), on ABC. (Mark Bourdillon via Getty Images)HANNAH BROWN, LUKE P.
THE BACHELORETTE - "1506" - Emotionally exhausted from last week's drama but resolved to get her journey to find love back on track, Hannah looks forward to taking her nine remaining men to beautiful Riga, Latvia, on the Baltic Sea. One handsome suitor, who has been crushing hard on Hannah, is awarded the first one-on-one date. It turns out to be a heart-stopping but liberating experience as the couple bungee jump wearing little clothing; however, when the man kisses and tells about his lusty date, how will the other men react? On a group date to Riga Central Market, Hannah rewards another bachelor who presents her with flowers and passionate kisses. Two archrivals face off in a spirited wrist wrestling match that definitely grabs the Bachelorette's attention. On the final one-on-one for the week, Hannah and her date learn about a Latvian spa ritual, which mixes sauna and spiritual elements, including massage techniques. The temperature rises both literally and figuratively as the two connect with hot physical intensity, but will they be able to relate on a deeper, emotional level? Another man surprises Hannah with a late-night visit to proclaim his feelings for her. But before the rose ceremony, the Bachelorette is all business and needs to clarify what she expects in a future soul mate on "The Bachelorette," MONDAY, JUNE 24 (8:00-10:01 p.m. EDT), on ABC. (Mark Bourdillon via Getty Images)HANNAH BROWN, LUKE P. /
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Our Bachelorette Hannah says goodbye to Luke P. tonight. Thank God in your showers tomorrow morning. The nightmare is finally over.

With only two episodes of The Bachelorette left, we’re at the point in the season where it’s time to unload the trash. Unfortunately, Hannah won’t be getting rid of all of her garbage this week, but at least we know the worst of the two is leaving.

Goodbye, Luke. We will not miss you. Not one bit. You’ve been on The Bachelorette for eight weeks too many now and it’s about time we all get the satisfaction in watching your disrespectful self walk out that door.

Here are some things we hope you learned along the way:

Emotional blackmail probably isn’t the way to go

You trapped Hannah this season. You trapped her emotionally with words you did not mean and it’s gotten us to this point – where she can’t send you home and we all have to suffer through week after week of listening to your nonsense. It’s exhausting, man. If it’s this exhausting for us, I can’t begin to imagine what Hannah is going through/went through with you. When you lie on TV, we all get to fact check you and you look really stupid. Try something else next time.

People are not objects

No one owes you anything. It’s easy to see that you’ve walked through life acting like the world is indebted to you for some reason, but that’s not the way it works. If you want people to respect you, show them some respect. Especially Hannah. You have absolutely no right to tell her what she can and can’t do, regardless of your status with her.

Own up to your mistakes

What a concept! Stop playing the blame game, Luke. You preach your new-found religious values as if we aren’t watching you ignore them on a weekly basis. Here’s a general rule of thumb to live by: If you are the one universally disliked person in a room of 30, it’s time to start thinking about what you could be doing differently.

Be nicer. To everyone

Going along with the previous statement, being nicer to people would be so helpful towards this crusade you’re on to fool others into thinking people actually like you. Don’t just pretend to be nice to them when it’s convenient. Actually be nice to them – all the time – without a hidden agenda. Try this and I bet your quality of life improves drastically.

Stop talking you-know-what

Putting others down when you’re in a tight spot is a bad look. It’s childish. Adults own up to mistakes; children blame others in fear of facing consequences.

Your faults are not Hannah’s problem

You’re blaming Hannah because you are upset. Maybe it has nothing to do with her “boneheaded decisions” and everything to do with you being a bonehead.

Stay in your lane

Please, dude. When Hannah is having her big moment tonight, telling you off and making this whole season worth watching, just listen and take it. You’ve certainly earned it.

2019 started off as the year of positivity. You ruined that. I tried really hard but couldn’t be nice to you and it’s entirely your fault. Stop sucking, bud. Start being the good person that only you think you are. It isn’t too late. You have a chance to turn this into something good. A “God in the shower” moment, if you will. Take these lessons. Take all the backlash online. Use it to learn and be a better person.

Be better.

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Luke gets booted from The Bachelorette tonight at 8:00 p.m. ET on ABC.

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