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NFL helmet rankings so accurate they’ll melt your face

By Patrick Allen

(Photo credit should read TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP via Getty Images)
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CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA – NOVEMBER 03: A Carolina Panthers helmet before their game against the Tennessee Titans at Bank of America Stadium on November 03, 2019 in Charlotte, North Carolina. (Photo by Jacob Kupferman/Getty Images)
CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA – NOVEMBER 03: A Carolina Panthers helmet before their game against the Tennessee Titans at Bank of America Stadium on November 03, 2019 in Charlotte, North Carolina. (Photo by Jacob Kupferman/Getty Images) /

27. Carolina Panthers

See the Jaguars.

NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA – JANUARY 13: A Philadelphia Eagles helmet is seen during the NFC Divisional Playoff against the New Orleans Saints at the Mercedes Benz Superdome on January 13, 2019 in New Orleans, Louisiana. (Photo by Jonathan Bachman/Getty Images)
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA – JANUARY 13: A Philadelphia Eagles helmet is seen during the NFC Divisional Playoff against the New Orleans Saints at the Mercedes Benz Superdome on January 13, 2019 in New Orleans, Louisiana. (Photo by Jonathan Bachman/Getty Images) /

26. Philadelphia Eagles

These modern Eagles helmets have never sat right with me. They are too glossy the color is wrong. The team should bring back the kelly green versions and be done with it.

NASHVILLE, TN – NOVEMBER 11: A helmet of the New England Patriots rests on the sideline during a game against the Tennessee Titans at Nissan Stadium on November 11, 2018 in Nashville, Tennessee. (Photo by Frederick Breedon/Getty Images)
NASHVILLE, TN – NOVEMBER 11: A helmet of the New England Patriots rests on the sideline during a game against the Tennessee Titans at Nissan Stadium on November 11, 2018 in Nashville, Tennessee. (Photo by Frederick Breedon/Getty Images) /

25. New England Patriots

The Patriots are another team that had a perfectly awesome helmet and screwed it up trying to “modernize” or sell more jerseys or whatever. Long live Pat Patriot.

NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA – OCTOBER 06: A Tampa Bay Buccaneers helmet is pictured during a game against the New Orleans Saints at the Mercedes Benz Superdome on October 06, 2019 in New Orleans, Louisiana. (Photo by Jonathan Bachman/Getty Images)
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA – OCTOBER 06: A Tampa Bay Buccaneers helmet is pictured during a game against the New Orleans Saints at the Mercedes Benz Superdome on October 06, 2019 in New Orleans, Louisiana. (Photo by Jonathan Bachman/Getty Images) /

24. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

On one hand, I think pirates, and skulls and swords are all awesome. On the other hand, these helmets look like something straight out of a Disney movie. Tom Brady would look much better in the old creamsicle uniforms with “Bucco Bruce” on the helmet.

PITTSBURGH, PA – SEPTEMBER 30: A Cincinnati Bengals football helmet is seen against the Pittsburgh Steelers on September 30, 2019 at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Justin K. Aller/Getty Images)
PITTSBURGH, PA – SEPTEMBER 30: A Cincinnati Bengals football helmet is seen against the Pittsburgh Steelers on September 30, 2019 at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Justin K. Aller/Getty Images) /

23. Cincinnati Bengals

Some folks really love the Bengals helmets. They’re all right, I guess. Still, I can’t help but think of them as the low-rent Browns … if there can be such a thing. I can’t blame Bengals founder Paul Brown for stealing the Cleveland Browns color scheme since then Browns owner Art Modell fired him.

Think about that for a second. Art Modell fired Paul Brown AND Bill Belichick and stole the Browns and moved them to Baltimore, leaving the once-proud football town stuck with the “new” Browns and we all know how that’s gone. What a guy.

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