5 teams that would likely get hacked during NFL Draft
By John Buhler
AFC. North. Cincinnati Bengals. 1. player. 56. Scouting Report. Pick Analysis
It would be so funny if the team with the first pick in the 2020 NFL Draft can’t even draft Joe Burrow right. If there is a team that straight-up refuses to use Zoom or any other 21st century gizmos, it would be the cheapest team in football in the Cincinnati Bengals. Owner Mike Brown may not have had any interest in upgrading the dial-up connection in his home the last decade.
Why use a computer with a camera on it? So the government can spy on you? This Gateway PC has Windows 95 and it still works! If you’re going to pay AOL $2.50 a month for internet, you need to get the most out of every cent! You can’t answer the telephone at the same time, dammit! If the Bengals get Minnesota Viking-ed here at No. 1, we will write books about this draft-day debacle.
Should the Bengals decide to give the old Zoom a try, no, it will not be a private connection, as every NFL team is invited to their draft party. Though you may not be able to make a trade with Cincinnati, you can telegraph every one of their moves. It’ll be like the New England Patriots filming their sidelines, but everybody can see their moves minutes before they happen.
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After the Bengals get a mulligan for botching the first pick because everybody feels sorry for them, Burrow will be face-palming with his tiny hands, wondering how his new employer could be so stupid. It is a draft party and everybody is invited! Hacking the Bengals would be cruel, but would be so easy. If they even use passwords, surely the name “Paul Brown” will help you crack them.