5 wildest food items from MLB stadiums

3. Slider Dog — Progressive Field (Cleveland Indians)

There are hot dogs, and then there is whatever is going on up in Cleveland. On the Banks of Lake Erie, look what the Cleveland Indians pulled out of the water. No, it is not a ferocious lake monster, but a dog that has spent too much time outside. The Slider Dog certainly has character, but you have to wonder if your stomach will be able to handle this everything-bagel of a hot dog.

Beef hot dog. Okay. Topped with pimento macaroni and cheese. Alright, I guess. Add bacon. Okay, that makes sense because bacon makes everything better. Okay, is that it? Nope, because we are putting some dang Froot Loops on top of it. Did Toucan Sam approve of this? Because if he did not, did you decide to make a late-night snack in the kitchen without parental supervision?

Even if you are a cheese guy, nobody is a Froot Loops and cheese guy. Do you put cheese in your coffee, honestly? What better way to start your day than playing catchup at Progressive Field with a hot dog that uses pimento cheese as an adhesive of sorts to make sure you are getting all your essential vitamins and minerals from your Froot Loops. You might as well dunk the thing in milk.

As with many team sports, there is such a thing as subtraction by addition, and this is so that.