4 NFL quarterbacks who should be benched after Week 16

Hurry!: Only two more dates left on The Ben Roethlisberger Retirement Tour!

It may be freezing cold out there, but it is standing room only for the final two dates of The Ben Roethlisberger Retirement Tour. Though it has not been played out as extravagantly The Eli Manning Swan Song, it has been just about as bad of a television watch. Imagine watching leather-faced 80s rockers singing their one hit in a local dive bar. It’s nothin’ but a bad time!

With family in attendance, the clock has struck midnight on the Pittsburgh Steelers‘ Doomsday Clock known as Big Ben. Dr. Manhattan is not coming down from Mars to save you. Their only hope is if local product Kenny Pickett can be for them all that Dan Marino wasn’t, but was for the Miami Dolphins. When nature calls, you won’t need a pet detective to know it’s laces out, Dan Ben!

By watching the Kansas City Chiefs turn the Steelers into barbecue on semi-national television the day after Christmas, let’s hope this Long December gives us reason to believe the Steelers will finally draft Roethlisberger’s successor. But for now, let all of Steeler Nation live in the past for two more Sundays before accepting the fate that the spring has sprung inside of their beloved clock.

Let’s put that hard-earned Christmas money to use to see Big Ben sling it one last painful time!