3 NFL teams dumb enough to sign Antonio Brown

Antonio Brown, Tampa Bay Buccaneers. (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)
Antonio Brown, Tampa Bay Buccaneers. (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images) /
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Tim Tebow, Urban Meyer, Jacksonville Jaguars
Tim Tebow, Urban Meyer, Jacksonville Jaguars. (Photo by James Gilbert/Getty Images) /

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The Jacksonville Jaguars have recently employed Tim Tebow and Urban Meyer

Let’s be real. The Jacksonville Jaguars are not a professional football team. The are a professional wrestling organization masquerading as an NFL team. While AEW is taking off under Tony Khan, his father’s franchise will almost certainly have the No. 1 overall pick in back-to-back NFL Drafts. If they can employ Tim Tebow and Urban Meyer simultaneously, they can sign Antonio Brown.

In last year’s draft, Jacksonville took the Clemson Greek god known as Trevor Lawrence with their top selection to be the franchise’s savior. While they will have their choice between star pass-rushers in Aidan Hutchinson or Kayvon Thibodeaux, we all know Jacksonville is in dire need of a heel. That is where Brown comes in, to make Duval County the pro wrestling capital of America!

In all seriousness, the Jaguars have earned the right to be the butt of every NFL joke for how badly it has gone over the better part of two decades. While that #Sacksonville season was must-see television, the Jaguars have been nothing short of the NFL’s biggest laughingstock since Shahid Khan bought the team. Let’s see if Brown wants to catch rays poolside at TIAA Bank Field now.

The late Jason Mendoza would have traded in his beloved Black Bortles jersey for a Brown one.