Vandy in the Natty: 5 ridiculous college football Week 0 overreactions

2. Scott Frost is the worst thing to happen to Nebraska since Tommy Lee went to college

Disclaimer: I accidentally spilled some beef tallow on my kitchen floor this morning when taking out the trash. It was gross, messy, but I figured it out. I did not crack under the pressure of starting my shift at the top of the hour. Like Larry the Cable Guy says, I Got R Done. Unfortunately, Scott Frost continues to be the worst thing to happen to Nebraska since Tommy Lee went to college.

Though the beef tallow was nasty, I didn’t puke or brag about it, like Frost did during Cornhuskers training camp. As Larry’s Blue Collar Comedy Tour compadre Jeff Foxworthy would suggest, if you onside kick it in a foreign country and don’t score any points afterwards, you might be a bad football coach. At this point, Nebraska boosters might swallow that $15 million poison pill soon.

No “Home Sweet Home” will be blasted on the long plane ride back to Lincoln for this Mötley Crüe.

1. Not only is Vanderbilt winning the SEC, the ‘Dores are winning the natty, baby!

Book it! We’re all gonna get matching Anchor Down calf tats by the end of the season because Vanderbilt football is going to be all the rage in Nashville, more than even Moon Taxi. After having the courage to leave the southeast, something coward Nick Saban would never do willingly, the ‘Dores went to Hawaii and beat Timmy Chang to win the LeVar Burton Reading Rainbow Classic!

Clark Lea’s Commodores didn’t take it Lionel Richie Easy on those Rainbow Warriors. Vanderbilt is a freaking Brick House, as they pounded Hawaii into the pavement All Night Long, 63-10. They say teams “pop” in year two under the right head coach, but guess who has emerged as the biggest challenger to Georgia in the SEC East this year? Vandy sure looked dandy over in The Aloha State.

The best part in all this is every last Commodore got lei’d this weekend over in Honolulu/Heaven.

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