20 NFL players to help you survive the zombie apocalypse

Dec 24, 2022; Santa Clara, California, USA; San Francisco 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk (44) before the start of the first quarter against the Washington Commanders at Levi's Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Stan Szeto-USA TODAY Sports
Dec 24, 2022; Santa Clara, California, USA; San Francisco 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk (44) before the start of the first quarter against the Washington Commanders at Levi's Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Stan Szeto-USA TODAY Sports /
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NFL players to help you survive the zombie apocalypse: Justin Fields, Chicago Bears

I’m not even going to lie. Justin Fields is a solid stack of a man, at 6-foot-3 and roughly 230 pounds, and certainly doesn’t look like a quarterback. He’s a strong dude and runs a 4.39.

I’ll just plan on hopping on his back and having him run. After all, playing in Chicago for two years, he’s used to running for his life. Why not run for your life with a little extra added weight? He probably squats three times my weight, so it shouldn’t be too difficult.

That’s an easy plan. Strong guy with fast legs? Let’s go.

NFL players to help you survive the zombie apocalypse: Khalil Mack, Los Angeles Chargers

We all remember what this man did to 6-foot-5, 320-pound Tristan Wirfs with just one arm, right?

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1314390101087133698?s=20

That should be the end of this explanation, truthfully.

But, in all honesty, how many men in this league could you call scarier than Khalil Mack over the past decade or so? One might be able to argue just a handful if you really wanted to go there. But, when he’s healthy and locked in, Mack is as scary a player as they come.

Scary enough to even put fear into the (hearts?) of zombies, dare I say.