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20 NFL players to help you survive the zombie apocalypse

By Ryan Heckman

Dec 24, 2022; Santa Clara, California, USA; San Francisco 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk (44) before the start of the first quarter against the Washington Commanders at Levi's Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Stan Szeto-USA TODAY Sports
Dec 24, 2022; Santa Clara, California, USA; San Francisco 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk (44) before the start of the first quarter against the Washington Commanders at Levi's Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Stan Szeto-USA TODAY Sports /
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Dameon Pierce, NFL
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NFL players to help you survive the zombie apocalypse: Dameon Pierce, Houston Texans

Staying on the topic of scary football players, let’s talk about a guy who should put the fear of God into opposing linebackers. Coming out of college last year as a mere fourth-round pick, Dameon Pierce earned the starting job in Houston and never looked back.

There’s a reason fans grew to love him so quickly. This guy runs angry. Have you seen this man run through a pile of eight would-be tacklers? He is absolutely fearless.

There is a fun game to be played that would include Pierce putting his head down and running as hard as he possibly could toward a group of zombies.

NFL players to help you survive the zombie apocalypse: Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers

To say there are many ways to spin this one would be an understatement. But, let’s just put it this way.

Who knows what kind of chemical concoctions Rodgers has stored up in some cave of his down in Tahiti? If zombie and horror films have taught me anything, it’s that you always need one of those near-crazy personalities to help you survive. It’s these moments those people live for, after all.

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