20 NFL players to help you survive the zombie apocalypse

Dec 24, 2022; Santa Clara, California, USA; San Francisco 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk (44) before the start of the first quarter against the Washington Commanders at Levi's Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Stan Szeto-USA TODAY Sports
Dec 24, 2022; Santa Clara, California, USA; San Francisco 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk (44) before the start of the first quarter against the Washington Commanders at Levi's Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Stan Szeto-USA TODAY Sports /
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NFL players to help you survive the zombie apocalypse: Antonio Brown, Retired

Speaking of crazy personalities, enter Antonio Brown.

He might be the most unlikable NFL player there’s been over the last few years, but for one reason or another, you’ll want him on this team. First of all, with the way he lives his life, he might just fit right in with a band of zombies.

In all seriousness, though, is there any other player crazier than this guy? He is not normal, and those are the types you might want on this type of squad.

NFL players to help you survive the zombie apocalypse: Derrick Henry, Tennessee Titans

If Dameon Pierce runs angry, then Derrick Henry runs like a bodybuilding bat out of Hell. Have you seen this man’s workout videos? Let’s be honest, players put those videos out all the time and most of them look the same. But, Henry’s hit differently. This is a man who looks like a small giant.

NFL defenders have been trying to figure out ways to better bring him to the ground for years now, and they haven’t cracked the code yet. You think a band of mindless zombies has a better chance? Absolutely not. Henry’s on my team, without question.