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20 NFL players to help you survive the zombie apocalypse

By Ryan Heckman

Dec 24, 2022; Santa Clara, California, USA; San Francisco 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk (44) before the start of the first quarter against the Washington Commanders at Levi's Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Stan Szeto-USA TODAY Sports
Dec 24, 2022; Santa Clara, California, USA; San Francisco 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk (44) before the start of the first quarter against the Washington Commanders at Levi's Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Stan Szeto-USA TODAY Sports /
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NFL players to help you survive the zombie apocalypse: Aidan Hutchinson, Detroit Lions

Taking the league by storm as a rookie, Aidan Hutchinson was one of the most well-rounded defensive players in football last year. Maybe it’s the face paint. Maybe it’s being a product of tough-nosed, Big Ten football. Or, maybe it’s just the fact that Hutchinson is, in fact, a bad dude.

But, I want him on this roster, for sure.

We might actually have a strategy, here. Let the zombies think the leader of this team is, in fact, a Broadway-inspired softy. When they least expect it, Hutchinson pile drives a group of them into the dirt.

NFL players to help you survive the zombie apocalypse: Ray Lewis, Retired, Hall of Fame

We have to tread carefully, here, because Ray Lewis actually has been linked to a murder case in the past. Regardless of your opinion on that matter, the fact is, this is one scary man. It doesn’t matter how long he’s been retired or what his age is. I have a feeling he could still strike the fear of God into most people, zombies included.

There’s not much else to say if you know anything about Lewis. He was one of the scariest defenders in football from the moment he took his first snap to the moment he retired. Give me that man on my zombie-fighting band of brothers any day.

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