What does a rookie TE who just scored a $7 million signing bonus do with all his new-found money? He buys himself a Dodge Challenger with Lambo doors.
Dreamworks Motorsports of Roxboro, North Carolina pimped Eric Ebron’s ride for him and a video was produced to show the rookie picking up the vehicle. The tight end’s custom ride features:
- Matte red wrap
- Custom painted 24-inch wheels
- Lambo doors
- Custom logo in trunk
- 2 JL audio amps/2 12-inch TW3 subwoofer drivers
Those are all cool things to have on a car, I guess. To me it just looks like a rolling invitation to car thieves. If that were my car I wouldn’t have the nerve to drive it out of the garage. I’d be terrified of getting jacked. Or scraping another vehicle and ruining that red paint job. Forget about trying to parallel park that thing, I’d be prostrate with fear.
The only thing I’m really down with there is the logo. I need to design a personal logo and have it painted inside the trunk of my next $500 beater. Hey, my car may be a rusted piece of crap that’s barely street legal…but it’s got my logo painted inside the trunk. So suck it, world.