Tom Brady Stars In New UGG For Men Commercial (Video)

Tom Brady has a new UGG for Men commercial out. And it is now on YouTube.

Sources indicate that the advertisement does indeed feature the 3 time Superbowl champion and bane of 99 percent of NFL fans’ existence.

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What you may not know if you skip this ad is that Brady, a two time MVP, has a sensitive side. And he wants to share it with you, but only if you buy some UGG boots. The Patriots quarterback even recruited his dog Lua for this project.

Now that is just not fair. The animal lovers in all of us cannot help but feel compelled to support this man’s message of upscale thermal boots for all. Not fair, Brady. Not fair. The only thing this commercial needs now is the saxophone melodies from “Careless Whisper” or “Baker Street” and we have ourselves a real winner.

Look at this. Look at this right now and tell me it does not make you want to engage in higher fashion. You cannot. Yeah, I thought so. And so Brady, and the bad guys, win again. Consider it his first major victory since Spygate. It clearly was not enough for him to win the heart of a super model, or become one of the NFL’s biggest media darlings. Nope. Tom Brady had to win the mainstream world completely over.

I do not even know who I am anymore. Make it stop.

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