Ethan Finkelstein

Joined: Sep 20, 2014

Ethan thinks the world could benefit from not taking itself too seriously. He wishes the world were more like sitcoms and that each day was an episode that could end in peaceful resolution; along with the occasional cliffhanger. If he comes off as pretentious (writing in the third person, for example), feel free to bring him down to Earth.

Feb 21, 2015; Indianapolis, IN, USA; Florida State Seminoles quarterback Jameis Winston throws a pass during the 2015 NFL Combine at Lucas Oil Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Brian Spurlock-USA TODAY Sports

Jameis Winston believes people ‘dehumanize’ him

Ryen Russillo speaks on young athletes and success (video)

CM Punk issues his first official UFC ‘pipe bomb’

Jordan Spieth foreshadowed his Masters performance (video)

Feb 1, 2015; Glendale, AZ, USA; New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady celebrates after defeating the Seattle Seahawks in Super Bowl XLIX at University of Phoenix Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports

Tom Brady makes the bathroom his own personal gym (Video)

Bellator 136’s Dave Jansen: ‘I’m more prepared now’

Shawne Merriman says he would destroy CM Punk

Dec 19, 2014; San Antonio, TX, USA; San Antonio Spurs shooting guard Danny Green (14) reacts after a shot against the Portland Trail Blazers during the second half at AT&T Center. Mandatory Credit: Soobum Im-USA TODAY Sports

Some kid wrote a homework paper based on Danny Green

Mar 29, 2015; Houston, TX, USA; Dallas Cowboys head coach Jason Garrett (left) and quarterback Tony Romo in attendance during the second half in the finals of the south regional of the 2015 NCAA Tournament between the Duke Blue Devils and Gonzaga Bulldogs at NRG Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Kevin Jairaj-USA TODAY Sports

Tony Romo now required to win Super Bowl for Jahlil Okafor

Apr 4, 2014; Cleveland, OH, USA; Fans walk to the concourse during a rain delay before a game between the Cleveland Indians and the Minnesota Twins at Progressive Field. Mandatory Credit: David Richard-USA TODAY Sports

Cleveland Indians hold scavenger hunt around city for gift bags

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Army football switching from ‘Black Knights’ to ‘Cadets’ moniker

Apr 6, 2015; Indianapolis, IN, USA; Duke Blue Devils fans celebrate after defeating the Wisconsin Badgers the 2015 NCAA Men

Duke students set fire to a giant bench in title celebration

Sep 28, 2014; Washington, DC, USA; General view of the scoreboard after the game between the Washington Nationals and the Miami Marlins at Nationals Park. The Nationals won 1-0 and Washington Nationals starting pitcher Jordan Zimmermann (27) threw a no-hitter. Mandatory Credit: Brad Mills-USA TODAY Sports

Report: Nationals Park will play host to 2018 MLB All Star Game

Mar 28, 2015; Los Angeles, CA, USA; Wisconsin Badgers forward Sam Dekker (15) celebrates the 85-78 victory against Arizona Wildcats during the second half in the finals of the west regional of the 2015 NCAA Tournament at Staples Center. Mandatory Credit: Robert Hanashiro-USA TODAY Sports

Wisconsin Badgers 74 year championship drought is longest in tournament history

Julianna Pena says she would fight Ronda Rousey tomorrow

Mar 22, 2015; Charlotte, NC, USA; The Duke Blue Devils mascot during the second half against the San Diego State Aztecs in the third round of the 2015 NCAA Tournament at Time Warner Cable Arena. Duke won 68-49. Mandatory Credit: Jeremy Brevard-USA TODAY Sports

Duke officially unveils their designs for Final Four rings