The five must-see games of the 2014 NFL season
By Stu White
2) Washington Redskins at Philadelphia Eagles (Week 3)
As you know, this matchup will mark DeSean Jackson’s first game against the Eagles since he was cut by the team following the revelation he founded, funded, and was a card-carrying member of every gang in America. Jackson was an integral cog in Chip Kelly’s gimmicky offense — does Big Balls Chip care nothing about the purity of the game? — and it’ll be interesting to see how he fits with Robert Griffin III’s knee and the Washington Think Pieces.
By virtue of playing in the same division, the Eagles and the Think Pieces will meet again later in the season, which will give Stephen Colbert plenty of time to break Twitter by satirizing another boneheaded folly of Daniel Snyder’s.