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NFL Crystal Ball: Predicting the next 10 Super Bowl winners

By Michael Collins

Feb 1, 2015; Glendale, AZ, USA; New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski hoists the Vince Lombardi Trophy after defeating the Seattle Seahawks in Super Bowl XLIX at University of Phoenix Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports
Feb 1, 2015; Glendale, AZ, USA; New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski hoists the Vince Lombardi Trophy after defeating the Seattle Seahawks in Super Bowl XLIX at University of Phoenix Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports /
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Nov 6, 2014; Cincinnati, OH, USA; Cleveland Browns fans celebrate after the game against the Cincinnati Bengals at Paul Brown Stadium. The Browns won 24-3. Mandatory Credit: Aaron Doster-USA TODAY Sports
Nov 6, 2014; Cincinnati, OH, USA; Cleveland Browns fans celebrate after the game against the Cincinnati Bengals at Paul Brown Stadium. The Browns won 24-3. Mandatory Credit: Aaron Doster-USA TODAY Sports /

Super Bowl LIII
Winner: Cleveland Browns

Why they’re on this list: Because all suffering must end at some point, and we can’t shoot them.

Have you recovered yet? Need some water or a paper bag?

Yes, the Browns. A team who has never been to a Super Bowl will win it in their first try. It won’t be pretty. Cleveland will back into the playoffs as a wild card team, possibly even with an 8-8 record, but will get hot at just the right time and face an Indianapolis team who still can’t figure out how to protect Andrew Luck.

Josh Gordon will be watching from home.

They’ll win a defensive squeaker over the Arizona Cardinals and then will fade into the sunset…kind of like Kid Lester.

Next: Super Bowl LIV

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