MLB: Power ranking the best uniforms for 2015

Jun 10, 2015; Baltimore, MD, USA; Baltimore Orioles left fielder David Lough (9) celebrates with teammates on the field after defeating Boston Red Sox 5-2 at Oriole Park at Camden Yards. Mandatory Credit: Tommy Gilligan-USA TODAY Sports
Jun 10, 2015; Baltimore, MD, USA; Baltimore Orioles left fielder David Lough (9) celebrates with teammates on the field after defeating Boston Red Sox 5-2 at Oriole Park at Camden Yards. Mandatory Credit: Tommy Gilligan-USA TODAY Sports /
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Aug 8, 2015; Atlanta, GA, USA; Miami Marlins first baseman Casey McGehee (5) reacts with shortstop Adeiny Hechavarria (3) after scoring against the Atlanta Braves during the third inning at Turner Field. Mandatory Credit: Dale Zanine-USA TODAY Sports
Aug 8, 2015; Atlanta, GA, USA; Miami Marlins first baseman Casey McGehee (5) reacts with shortstop Adeiny Hechavarria (3) after scoring against the Atlanta Braves during the third inning at Turner Field. Mandatory Credit: Dale Zanine-USA TODAY Sports /

30. Miami Marlins

The Miami Marlins have an upcoming series with the Philadelphia Phillies and will meet in a precarious place—last in all of baseball. Yes, the Marlins are now alongside the Phillies as the worst team in baseball, so it’s of little surprise that they also sport the least aesthetically pleasing uniforms team in the game. There is clearly a correlation.

The franchise’s old threads when they were the Florida Marlins were nice though, like many teams in baseball today, became far too reliant on their alternate jersey (which for most franchises is a choice of the starting pitcher). But now, the Marlins’ uniforms are just weird, kind of like their ballpark.

Aug 5, 2015; Miami, FL, USA; Miami Marlins starting pitcher David Phelps throws the ball in the first inning of a game against the New York Mets at Marlins Park. Mandatory Credit: Robert Mayer-USA TODAY Sports
Aug 5, 2015; Miami, FL, USA; Miami Marlins starting pitcher David Phelps throws the ball in the first inning of a game against the New York Mets at Marlins Park. Mandatory Credit: Robert Mayer-USA TODAY Sports /

Credit is due to them for matching the uniforms with the stadium. Unfortunately that isn’t a compliment.

Aug 16, 2015; St. Louis, MO, USA; The Miami Marlins players celebrate after defeating the St. Louis Cardinals 6-4 at Busch Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Jasen Vinlove-USA TODAY Sports
Aug 16, 2015; St. Louis, MO, USA; The Miami Marlins players celebrate after defeating the St. Louis Cardinals 6-4 at Busch Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Jasen Vinlove-USA TODAY Sports /

And unlike with most teams, where the alternate uniform is clearly a hindrance to the team’s overall look (there are a few exceptions), the Marlins’ uniform combinations are enhanced at least a degree when they wear either black or orange alternate tops.

I mean just look how bad those gray tops are. They are sewn together in such a way, and the lettering in such a color, that it is almost impossible to even read “Miami.” The Marlins got cute, especially with their gray road tops–and it isn’t a good look on them.

Even the improved alternates are atrocious. Frankly it just doesn’t matter; the Marlins clearly have the league’s worst uniforms.

The only positive thing to say about these orange tops (a color I normally like on uniforms) is the fact they read “Marlins” and thus act almost exclusively as a home alternate. But there’s nothing else good to say.

Aug 2, 2015; Miami, FL, USA; Miami Marlins first baseman Justin Bour (48) hits a single during the sixth inning against the San Diego Padres at Marlins Park. Mandatory Credit: Steve Mitchell-USA TODAY Sports
Aug 2, 2015; Miami, FL, USA; Miami Marlins first baseman Justin Bour (48) hits a single during the sixth inning against the San Diego Padres at Marlins Park. Mandatory Credit: Steve Mitchell-USA TODAY Sports /

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