5 more foods that Tom Brady would definitely hate

4. Green bean casserole

Every single family living in America has some variation of this time-honored holiday classic. What can possibly be better than a heaping pile of green beans smothered in canned or powdered cream of mushroom soup and freeze-dried fried onion straws.

If you can name me something more American than this dish, I’ll be wildly impressed.

There are a ton of reasons Tom Brady would hate this dish. For starters, the mushrooms, one of Brady’s approved foods, have been so bastardized by being combined with cream. There’s a ton of flour in the soup, and if you’re going with the canned version, more MSG than you can shake a stick at. No, I believe that Tom Brady would prefer to eat his green beans plain and boiled as nature intended.

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