5 more foods that Tom Brady would definitely hate

By Joshua Sadlock | Sep 16, 2016

Aug 26, 2016; Charlotte, NC, USA; New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (12) during the second half at Bank of America Stadium. Patriots win over the Panthers 19-17. Mandatory Credit: Jim Dedmon-USA TODAY Sports /

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PORTLAND, ME – Lobster Roll at Portland Lobster Co. 2 – (Nevin Martell/For The Washington Post via Getty Images) /

3. Lobster roll

Tom Brady plays football in New England. Therefore, he should have sunk his teeth into at least 600 lobster rolls by now, but that’s not how Tom Terrific rolls.

A lobster roll is a delicious treat. Even McDonalds makes them from time to time. For the uninitiated, a lobster roll is a glorious sandwich made up of lobster meat that has been soaked in a vat of butter, maybe a tablespoon or four of mayonnaise, and a few pieces of diced celery and scallions.

This great New England tradition is not worthy of a demigod like Tom Brady. Hold the lobster meat, butter, mayo, and roll. Bring on the celery.

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