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Christmas Letters from all 32 NFL teams

By Jeremy Lambert

A Dallas Cowboys fan displays her Christmas wish before a game against the Oakland Raiders on Sunday, Dec. 17, 2017 at Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum in Oakland, Calif. (Rodger Mallison/Fort Worth Star-Telegram/TNS via Getty Images)
A Dallas Cowboys fan displays her Christmas wish before a game against the Oakland Raiders on Sunday, Dec. 17, 2017 at Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum in Oakland, Calif. (Rodger Mallison/Fort Worth Star-Telegram/TNS via Getty Images) /
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JACKSONVILLE, FL – DECEMBER 10: Blake Bortles #5 of the Jacksonville Jaguars looks to pass the football during the first half of their game against the Seattle Seahawks at EverBank Field on December 10, 2017 in Jacksonville, Florida. (Photo by Sam Greenwood/Getty Images)
JACKSONVILLE, FL – DECEMBER 10: Blake Bortles #5 of the Jacksonville Jaguars looks to pass the football during the first half of their game against the Seattle Seahawks at EverBank Field on December 10, 2017 in Jacksonville, Florida. (Photo by Sam Greenwood/Getty Images) /

Dear Haters,

How you like me now?

Signed, Blake Bortles

PS. I made a list. I checked it twice. None of you were nice.

Earl Thomas: This “subpar quarterback” threw for 268 yards, two touchdowns, and no interceptions. Oh yeah, no sacks taken, either. I thought y’all were the “legion of boom.” I guess you guys are in your Droz phase.

NFC Scout: “Why don’t you guys write more that Blake Bortles is a bust? He’s just overwhelmed. You can see it on film. He gets confused pretty easily by (defensive) looks that aren’t all that complicated.” Why don’t you spend less time scouting the AFC South and more time scouting the NFC? Don’t worry about me unless you see me in the Super Bowl. If you make it there.

Jadaveon Clowney: You can’t spell Clowney without Clown.

Michael Lombardi: I don’t hate you, but…I liked you better when you were a general manager and not a hot take artist.

Vontaze Burfict: “I’m not sure Blake can beat us. We want to put it in his hands and have him beat us, if he can.” 259 yards, one touchdown, no interceptions. Tastes like a W.

Doug Marrone: Still want to run the ball every play, coach?

“Eli to Jacksonville” Rumor Starters: Eli Manning is getting benched for Geno Smith. Meanwhile, I’m hanging 30 on the Colts and Seahawks. You think Tom Coughlin wants a 36-year-old quarterback who has thrown more interceptions than me this season? Eli won a Super Bowl in his fourth season. I’m in my fourth season. Already have my ticket booked to Minnesota. And we don’t play the Vikings this year.

Everyone on Twitter: I’ve notified OldTakesExposed. You’re all on Bortles watch.

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