Every Winter Olympic sports perfect theme song

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RUHPOLDING, GERMANY – JANUARY 12: Lars Helge Birkeland of Norway takes 1st place during the IBU Biathlon World Cup Men’s Relay on January 12, 2018 in Ruhpolding, Germany. (Photo by Stanko Gruden/Agence Zoom/Getty Images) /

Biathlon: “Regulate” – Warren G ft. Nate Dogg

This one was hard and sadly, no, Americans are not good at the biathlon. Until the Sochi Games, I had no idea what it was either, but I soon found out that I could of liked the biathlon. Basically, you cross country ski forever and then you shot targets with your gun. So you’re cruising around and shooting things?

That’s mean we’re going to some old 90’s gangsta rap with “Regulate” by Warren Ga and featuring the late Nate Dogg (RIP). Mount up! This song samples Michael McDonald better than that snip-it of “Ya Mo Be There” at SmartTech in 40 Year Old Virgin. It drove Paul Rudd crazy and possibly convinced Steve Carrell, yes, it’s a good idea to frame an Asia poster.

If you don’t think Regulators can’t mount up to some biathlon action, well, then you’ve never synced up two YouTube videos at the same time. When a biathlete is coming around the bend getting ready to shoot some stuff, you feel like Nate Dogg hitting the East Side of the LBC on a mission trying to find Mr. Warren G.

Sure, “Regulate” might be about gang violence in Southern California in the mid-90s, but it makes a cool Winter Olympics sport like the biathlon even cooler. To me, everyone that biathletes can regulate and they will mount up, mostly because that song has a killer Michael McDonald sample and we all just really miss Nate Dogg that badly. Mount Up!

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