What each NFL coach’s everyday job would be

Todd Bowles: Veterinarian

Todd Bowles has wanted to be a veterinarian ever since he learned what it was, when a helpful kindergarten teacher observed him placing bandages on stuffed animals and told him that he could do that every day when he grew up if he wanted to. Bowles’ eyes lit up and his career path was set: He’d become a veterinarian someday.

That passion never waned, and to this day he wakes up every morning with enthusiasm and a true curiosity for what his practice will bring him. His northern New Jersey location has allowed him to branch out from dogs, cats, birds and other house pets, to horses, livestock and even exotic pets. Bowles is living his dream and his love for his work should serve as an inspiration to all.

Adam Gase: Wacky sitcom neighbor

Just one Google image search of Miami Dolphins head coach Adam Gase and one can see why “wacky sitcom neighbor” would be an ideal alternate profession for him. He boasts a litany of highly-expressive comedy faces, perfect for the sort of supporting character who regularly visits the show’s titular family, knocking things over, dropping pitchers of lemonade and thinking he was supposed to let the cat in and the dog out instead of the other way around. Whoopsie! He doesn’t know how clumsy he is!

Watch the antics play out in Season 2 as the main characters repeatedly try to fix him up with various single women. Gase will finally become the lovable loser who is more “lovable” than “lost.”