3 NFL teams dumb enough to sign Antonio Brown

All hail to the Washington Super Gremlins! What sort of fever dream is this???

Why is it always the Washington Football Team? Even if bad teams like the Seahawks and the Jaguars have too much pride to sign Antonio Brown, Washington has not had pride since Joe Gibbs coached the team the first time. As long as the Snyders are in charge, they are going to do whatever they want to do at all times, no matter what their nameless football team is called.

The idea of pairing Brown alongside Terry McLaurin is too good to pass up if you have crushed a case of Coors Light and an entire coop’s worth of chicken wings on a yacht somewhere in the Caribbean Sea. If Washington can overdraft Dwayne Haskins at No. 15 and then cut him before the end of his second year in the league, they can give Brown his one last chance to be an NFL star.

Head coach Ron Rivera will hate every second of having Brown on his team, way more than Bruce Arians did during their brief time together in Tampa. When the world awakens on Groundhog Day to find out the Washington Football Team is now called the Washington Super Gremlins, you have every right to go immediately back to bed and try again tomorrow, 100 percent Bill Murray style.

If you have not purchased the domain to WashingtonSuperGremlins.com, you could make millions!