3 teams Bijan Robinson could completely change in the 2023 NFL Draft
By John Buhler
East. Miami Dolphins. 59. Pick Analysis. AFC. 2. player. Scouting Report
Bijan Mustardson Cubans will be all the rage after taking talents to South Beach
Does pineapple belong on a pizza? I don’t know, it tastes pretty good and I’m about things that taste pretty good. Do the Miami Dolphins need Robinson in their backfield? Sure, why not? But the best part about this potential pairing is all of the incredible things Mike McDaniel could do with him in the running game. Robinson will make sure things never get too stale with Tua Tagovailoa.
You may not be adventurous enough to put some Bijan Mustardson on your Hawaiian pizza, but you know it would take any Cuban sandwich over the top. More importantly, putting Robinson in Dolphins teal will finally get Darius Rucker to stop crying, dammit. His favorite NFL team would now have Robinson, Tagovailoa, Tyreek Hill and Jaylen Waddle all as prominent offensive pieces.
If we want to trust microwave burrito chef McDaniel in the kitchen, let’s get him some ingredients!
NFC. East. player. 123. Scouting Report. Pick Analysis. Dallas Cowboys. 1
Feeding Zeke may cease, but you will try that Bijon Mustardson barbecue sauce!
It is considered blasphemy to put sauce on your barbecue brisket in Texas. Like putting ketchup onto a hot dog, people will wonder who raised you. However, taste palates change and when was the last time the Cowboys put anything out there that tastes good? Jeremy Pruitt was deathly afraid of Hoover, Alabaman asparagus and would not try it. You will try that Mustardson barbecue!
The idea behind drafting Robinson in round one is the Cowboys are probably losing Tony Pollard in free agency and may be cutting Ezekiel Elliott in a glorified salary dump. We all loved to see Zeke eat, but Dak Prescott may have to feed somebody else the rock. With Dan Quinn probably going to be a head coach elsewhere next year, the Cowboys will need to score points. Texas scored points.
The only way to keep pace in a Texas-sized shootout is to mix in some Mustardson at Jerryworld.
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