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20 NFL players to help you survive the zombie apocalypse

By Ryan Heckman

Dec 24, 2022; Santa Clara, California, USA; San Francisco 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk (44) before the start of the first quarter against the Washington Commanders at Levi's Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Stan Szeto-USA TODAY Sports
Dec 24, 2022; Santa Clara, California, USA; San Francisco 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk (44) before the start of the first quarter against the Washington Commanders at Levi's Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Stan Szeto-USA TODAY Sports /
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NFL players to help you survive the zombie apocalypse: Ndamukong Suh, Free Agent

There really doesn’t need to be an explanation for this one, but here we go. For the younger fans out there, Ndamukong Suh was known as one of the baddest men in the league over the course of the last decade-plus. As the second overall pick back in 2010 by the Detroit Lions, Suh came into the NFL already with a nasty reputation.

The guy was mean, and don’t think he’s changed his ways. Suh might be older, but I have a feeling if it came down to a zombie apocalypse, the man would be more than up for the challenge. Once crazy, always crazy, right? Suh has even held the “dirty player” label for a good chunk of his career, and while that’s not the best label to have while playing, I’ll take that type of guy in this scenario.

NFL players to help you survive the zombie apocalypse: Jalen Ramsey, Miami Dolphins

Many times, in horror movies or zombie films, the group of people featured has that one guy which talks too much. Now, this is a completely selfish take on my part. But, I’ve got to have that guy on my team in this scenario.

Why?

Someone has to be the first one to go, don’t they? Leave it up to the guy with the biggest mouth to start chattering, distracting that initial band of zombies, so the rest of us can make a run for it. That’s why I want Jalen Ramsey.

He wouldn’t last long, but he’d be useful. That’s all I’m saying.

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