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By John Buhler
This. Is. Florida. Baseball!: Florida man takes Steve Cohen’s seat and eats his steak, bro!
Why eat the rich when you can eat the rich’s food? That is exactly what this one Florida Man did at a Tampa Bay Rays game. Hashtag blessed with a Floridian public school education and a new Trop employee being the suite’s gatekeeper, you too can enjoy a delicious meal featuring Steve Cohen’s steak! The New York Mets‘ owner wastes so much money anyway, so what is one steak dinner?
I love everything about this. While I don’t have another kidney to put on ice to fund my upcoming trip to Randyland, I would most certainly enjoy eating the food provided at a rich dad’s wedding. Why have a Big Fat Greek Wedding, when you can have a Rich Dad Mets Wedding? Will Secretary Cleary be there? What about Todd? I gotta figure out how this maple syrup conglomerate works…
Oh, wow! I can’t believe this actually worked for this Florida Man! Usually when you Florida Man it, you don’t really recover from that. But instead of driving a John Deere tractor there and back on I-10, you can have your cake and eat it too, so long as you cheer for the Rays and have a wristband. Fake it ’till you make it? Either way, Grandpa just had seven hot dogs, and it’s not even Labor Day!
This Story of a Lonely Guy just got even better when he went on and on with Reckless Abandon.