What made baseball fun this week: Shohei Ohtani continues to be great, while the Halos aren’t terrible

But what about the fans???: The Travis Kelce Redemption Story is my latest Feel Good Hit of the Summer

I didn’t know that I needed The Travis Kelce Redemption Story in my life, but I’m so glad it happened. Many jocks around the United States of America will unintentionally spike balls into the ground. Rob Gronkowski was so ahead of the curve, probably because he’s The GOAT. Rapidly approaching The GOAT curve territory is our favorite dancing tight end from Barbecue Land!

Here is what happens when you throw out a first pitch for a team that has never won a World Series in your life vs. what happens when you throw out a first pitch for a team that won a World Series in the last decade! It is quite the glow up for this former two-star quarterback prospect.

As Green Day once sang, there’s no return from 86. Don’t even try! … unless you’re 87! Together, Kelce, T-Swift and I will party like it’s 1989, the year the Berlin Wall fell because we entered Earth in the final four months of it. Welcome to New York! It’s been waiting for you. The music T-Swift has created over the years, I don’t really listen to it, but the fact she’s making it, I respect that.

To be fair, I was too busy trying to figure out what bark was made out of. I live my life on the edge, grip it and rip it, bro. I have no idea what article I’m writing or what product I’m selling, but I’m here, and I’m going to give it my best shot. I mean, just look at us now! Kelce can throw strikes. Swift can sell out football cathedrals. I can use a Macintosh computer. I know where the files are!

Life’s about living on the edge, grip it and rip it, bro! Just go ahead and put that on my tombstone.

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