Draymond Green’s new Footlocker commercial is funny
In a poll I just made up in my head, 65% of players in the NBA voted Draymond Green as the dirtiest player in the league. That’s a troubling number, but it’s just a number. Now, if you change the one of the words but keep the number the same, 65% would instead say he’s the funniest player instead. Let me show you how this works.
See that? It’s pretty concrete if you ask me, but if the numbers don’t convince you judge for yourself. Humor is subjective after all.
https://twitter.com/footlocker/status/763026093645320192
These Footlocker parties always seem like pretty star-studded but chill environments.
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I feel like that’s the kind of place I’d hang out if I were famous and talented and invited. Shout-outs to Horace Greeley and Kelly Rowland for the cameos as well. I have no idea why she’d be working in what appears to be somebody’s living room, but work environments are subjective after all.
The Warriors are trying very hard to avoid playing the role of the villain this year what with multiple players’ Olympics appearances, Steph being fun and adorable, and enjoyable moments depicted for profit by shoe companies. This is causing cognitive dissonance, and that’s frustrating. Perhaps it’s the most villainous thing of all to be real nice and stuff when I don’t want you to be. Or maybe it isn’t. Team allegiance/hatred is subjective after all.
Regardless, it’s important to have fun. Let’s just enjoy Draymond Green until next time he punches somebody in the junk.
(Editor’s note: Yes we know that was Michelle Williams. Or at least that she said she was.)