What made baseball fun this week: Shohei Ohtani is more Funyuns than Fugees, Marcell Ozuna vs. Will Smith forever
By John Buhler
Look good, feel good, play good: Shohei Ohtani is more about Funyuns than he is about Fugees
Ready or not. Here he comes. You can’t hide. Shohei Ohtani is going to find him some Funyuns and take them slowly to the back of the bus for his sole consumption. That one Fugees song hits so hard, but does it hit as hard as the other one? You know, the one Zach and Seth Galifianakis used to listen to way back in the day that had Brian “The Lawyer” Unger in complete and utter stitches?
If Shohei Ohtani dropped this album, what would you name it? pic.twitter.com/9Rv9ikNWjJ
— Cut4 (@Cut4) May 23, 2023
I don’t pay attention to the Los Angeles Angels, but I would guess they are about Fugees and Funyuns. What if I told you Mike Trout named his Dawg Funyuns because he likes to eat Funyuns over at Everfair Terrace? A boy can only dream when he let’s the Dawgs out. Are you ready to let the Dawgs out? Is this the real Caesar’s Palace, the one that has a majestic wall of pay phones?
As someone who has never been to Las Vegas before, I can assure you Fugees and Funyuns are not the worst cure for a Hangover I have heard. It might take a taser or two to the dome to get me back in the race, but it’s all about finding our best friend Doug and giving our friend a best friend hug. What do Detroit Tigers dream of? 1984, Electric Sheep. Come one, come all into 1984!
The best part is you don’t have to put the Ohtani/Trout talk show on mute because they don’t talk!