Vladimir Putin Offers Robert Kraft a Brand New Expensive Ring
By Josh Sanchez
By now we have all heard about the mysterious case of Robert Kraft’s Super Bowl ring that is in the possession of Russian president Vladimir Putin, but as we draw closer to the end of all this nonsense, Putin is ready to reach out to the New England Patriots owner.
In an effort to correct the misunderstanding, Putin has a new offer for Kraft.
“You know, I do not remember either Mr. Kraft or the ring,” Putin said, via the AFP. “They handed out some sorts of souvenirs. But if it is such a valuable thing to Mr. Kraft and his team, I have a proposal.
“We will ask our enterprises to craft a really good, noticeable thing — so it is clear that it is expensive, made of a good metal, with a rock — so that this jewel is passed on from generation to generation in the team whose interests Mr. Kraft represents.
“I think that this would be the most intelligent solution to such a difficult international problem.”
Yes, an international problem indeed. It’s good to see Putin is taking this horrible event so seriously and making sure the entire world doesn’t get up in arms over such an expensive piece of jewelry.
But seriously, the fact that we have put together a number of stories regarding a ring and foreign president tell you all you need to know about where we are in the football season.
At the end of next season, real news will begin to pour in as training camp starts and we can’t wait for that moment.