MLB All-Stars give Royal Family baby advice (Video)
By Mike Dyce
The MLB asked some of it’s All-Stars for baby advice for the Royal Family.
The video features Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, Giants catcher Buster Posey and Torii Hunter amongst others.
Allen Craig: “Take a lot of pictures because they grow fast.”
Torii Hunter: “Go get the diapers, learn the formulas. Play classical music it stimulates the mind.”
Miguel Cabrera is apparently a fan of the Ferber method: “When they keep crying, let them cry. Don’t worry.”
Justin Masterson questions whether he’ll even do anything, because he is a prince.
Clayton Kershaw didn’t have any advice but thought his wife might, and apparently she is interested in being Kate Middleton’s best friend.
Buster Posey didn’t feel qualified to give any advice.
David Ortiz says they shouldn’t try to teach him how to player soccer and instead he should play baseball.
“I think having a baseball player in the royal family would be perfect,” Ortiz said in a less expletive laced comment then his post-Boston Marathon bombing speech.
Brandon Phillips said to “be prepared to be peed on.”
But the end of the video features All-Stars saying to just give the kid a lot of love and they’ll turn out alright.