Rex Ryan asks New York Jets to abstain from all activities; no love for the wives
By Josh Sanchez
While the New York Jets prepare for a big AFC East match up against the New England Patriots on Sunday afternoon, head coach Rex Ryan wants to ensure that his players stay away from any funny business that may distract them from their win.
Specifically, according to newly signed return specialist Josh Cribbs, Ryan doesn’t want the players to get into anything with their wives.
“He was like…rest your legs, you go home, don’t do nothing for your wife. Say baby, next week,” said Cribbs to the New York Daily News. “You’ll take out the trash next week. I’ll take the kids to practice next week but I’ve got to rest for this game.”
Defensive lineman Sheldon Richardson also said that Rex’s request meant no sex.
“Most definitely,” said Richardson with an apparent grin.
“I’m going to tell him to put him on paper so when I give it to my wife, I can be like, Rex said that I don’t got to take out the trash. So he might get a call.”
Hopefully Rex listens to his own request, because we would like to avoid any foot fetish stories this season.