As we speak, the Oregon Ducks are tied with UCLA Bruins as the first half is coming to a close.
Apparently, it’s a first half that Ducks mascot, ‘Puddles’ is too nervous to watch end as decided to lay down on the sideline in a fetal position while sending out voodoo to the field. At least, that’s what I’m assuming here.
Of course, he could be having a seizure or a bad reaction to the sushi from the concession stands.
Whatever he’s doing, it came across pretty funny but more than that – effective, as the Bruins didn’t take the lead going into halftime.
Hopefully for Puddles, the Ducks will put a few more points on the board come the third and fourth quarters because I don’t want to see our feathered friend spiral out of control.
This is how it all starts. Your favorite team fails you, which leads to a life of substance abuse and finding yourself in the clinker. Don’t do it, Puddles. Don’t do it.
H/T Cork Gaines