You know, even if Adrian Peterson gives bad gifts, it’s the thought that counts, right? Right? Apparently, no. At least not when you give gifts that are just completely useless and really weird like Purple Jesus. What is Jared Allen going to do with female bunny underwear? Why give these gifts at all? And the worst part about the whole situation – AP doesn’t leave a gift receipt, and all of the tags are mysteriously snipped from the gifts.
The dude has made it impossible to even exchange his horrible presents.
Oh well, at least he awarded his O-line with snowmobiles for helping him out with his 2012 MVP campaign.