When Cincinnati Bengals punter Kevin Huber was destroyed by Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker Terence Garvin, he never thought that a broken jaw and messed up neck could ever lead to so much attention. From the replay being played back numerous times, to the shout outs on Twitter, Huber is a mini-celecbrity for taking one right in the kisser from Garvin.
One person Huber never expected to hear from was a 7-year old Bengals fan so upset by the hit and so worried about Huber’s well being, that he penned a letter to the fallen punter wishing him well — and a few other things.
Here’s a transcript of the letter that the hong fan sent, which is both touching, hilarious and a little alarming all at the same time:
I hope you feel better soon. I am mad at the Steelers because you are my #1 player. I am 7 years old and love the Bengals and Bearcats. I know you played for the Bearcats and Bengals and I love the teams. I hope that Steeler player loses his house and has to live in his car.
Get well soon,
Nicholas Andrew Johnson.
So not only does he wish Huber good health and a speedy recovery, but he flat out wishes homelessness upon Garvin in the worst possible way. Not only should Garvin’s house burn to the ground, but he’s to be forced to live out of his car as a result. Not a rundown motel, not his mother’s basement, this kid wants Garvin living out of the back of his car.
Young Nicholas’ heart is completely in the right place though, we just need Bill Cosby in here to play off the whole wishing homelessness on a grown man thing an an episode of Kids Say The Darndest Things.