Dec 29, 2013; Miami Gardens, FL, USA; New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow (81) runs after a catch against the Miami Dolphins during the second half of the game at Sun Life Stadium. The Jets defeated Miami 20-7. Mandatory Credit: Brad Barr-USA TODAY Sports

Boston Market takes shot at Kellen Winslow Jr.

Friday was a bad day for New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow. Details from his Nov. 19 arrest show there was much more to his encounter with law enforcement before being charged for possession of synthetic marijuana.

After getting lost while looking for a Boston Market, Winslow was caught with his pants down (allegedly). A woman claims she saw Winslow masturbating in his car before police arrived at the scene.

“As she exited her vehicle, she commented to the male regarding how cold it was,” the police report reads. “As she stood near the open driver side window of the Escalade, she observed the males [sic] erect penis. She stated that she believed he was masturbating. [The woman] provided a written statement regarding her account.”

Once they arrived, the police searched Winslow’s vehicle and found multiple containers of “Funky Monkey” and “Mr. Happy” synthetic marijuana.

Winslow also reportedly had “two open containers of Vaseline on his center console.”

With Winslow’s unfortunate day in the social media headlines, the folks at Boston Market decided to poke fun at the issue in a tweet that won Twitter for the day.

Absolutely brilliant.

We applaud your efforts and execution, Boston Market.

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