It’s been a weird day in regards to anatomy and professional athletes. First we have New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow doing strange things in Target parking lots. Then we have Ricky Williams pondering even more strange things.
Wilson, who is in recovery after undergoing successful neck surgery decided he would back his ass up to the glass in his penthouse looking hospital room and plaster his butt all over the window.
Traffic on the bridge below looked pretty light (actually you can’t see any) and I doubt anybody would have been paying enough attention to see a random butt appearing in a hospital window, but still.
Guess that’s one thing Wilson can check off his bucket list, though, he may have a difficult time explaining that one to the doctor or the janitor who will have to clean the butt imprint off the glass.