Seattle > San Francisco: The definitive list
By Mike Dyce
The Seattle Seahawks and San Francisco 49ers are all set to square off in the NFC Championship game. So how to the two cities match up. Friend of FanSided David Woodley breaks down the tale of the tape between the two.
Seattle > San Francisco
Boeing > Pottery Barn
Jimi Hendrix > Tony Bennett
Russell Wilson > Colin Kaepernick
CenturyLink Field > Candlestick Park
Jay Buhner > Jeff Kent
Tim Lincecum = Tim Lincecum
Dave Cameron > Bleacher Report
Tuba Man > Barry Bonds
Pete Carroll > Jim Harbaugh
Ted Bundy> Zodiac Killer
Jones Soda > Adina Beverages
Ivars Clam Chowder > Rice-A-Roni
Tacoma Narrows > Golden Gate
Golden Tate > Golden Gate
Kurt Cobain > Courtney Love
Edgar Martinez > Big Panda
Capital Hill > “The Mission”
Tacoma > Oakland
Detlef Schrempf > Jason Kidd
Bob Barker > Robert Frost
Randy Johnson > Barry Zito
Modest Mouse > Tommy TuTone
San Juan Islands > Alcatraz
Classmates.com > Digg
Sir Mix Alot > MC Hammer
Wizards of the Coast > Gap Inc
Shawn Kemp > Baron Davis
Chone Figgins > Nothing
MXPX > NOFX
Amazon > Craigslist
Macklemore > Huey Lewis
Mark Mclemore> Huey Lewis
Rainer Beer > Anchor Steam
Beast Mode > Frank Gore
White Center > Tenderloin
Apolo Ohno > Live Journal
Amanda Knox > OJ Simpson
Tim’s Cascade Chips > Del Monte
Tarvaris Jackson > Joe Montana
The Glove > OJ Simpson
David Woodley is some dude who lives in Brooklyn. He owns 7 shares of Jones Soda and actually likes visiting San Francisco from time to time. You can reach him at David@Gatefmobile.com.