Mike Ditka’s tongue will haunt your dreams (GIF)

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Jan 31, 2013; New Orleans, LA, USA; Mike Ditka during the ESPN analysts press conference at the New Orleans Convention Center in preparation for Super Bowl XLVI to be played between the San Francisco 49ers and the Baltimore Ravens. Mandatory Credit: Jerry Lai-USA TODAY Sports
Jan 31, 2013; New Orleans, LA, USA; Mike Ditka during the ESPN analysts press conference at the New Orleans Convention Center in preparation for Super Bowl XLVI to be played between the San Francisco 49ers and the Baltimore Ravens. Mandatory Credit: Jerry Lai-USA TODAY Sports /

I’m a pretty big fan of the Grammy Awards – though in recent years they’ve struggled with viewership. They’re looking to change that when the show has its annual airing on CBS in February.

Multiple big name artists are expected to perform – new and old – and apparently, for some reason, former NFL head coach Mike Ditka will be taking part. Or something on that order.

The Chicago Bears’ legendary coach along with former NFL players (and current analysts) Terry Bradshaw, Deion Sanders and Shannon Sharpe starred in a recent promotional commercial for Pepsi touting the award show.

The commercial ponders the idea of the Grammy Award’s having their own halftime show, which features Ditka licking his tongue in ways that you’ll never forget, no matter how many gallons of bleach you pour on your brain. Trust me – I ordered a bulk supply from Amazon after I saw this and it’s still haunting me.

Here’s the advertisement, if you dare:

And here is your future nightmare:

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And yes – I’m still trying to figure out what the purpose of that was.

H/T World of Issac