Seattle Seahawks defensive end Michael Bennett has some pretty nifty dance moves. Seriously, check ‘em out. Words like “nifty” and “smooth” clearly fail at describing Bennett’s terpsichorean talents, so how would the man himself assess his moves?
According to The Seattle Times, Bennett feels like his gyrating is like “two angels dancing while chocolate is coming from the heavens on a nice Sunday morning.”
Yeah, took the words riiiight out of my mouth.
Bennett’s teammates offered slightly different assessments. Luke Wilson declined to comment about Bennett’s dancing, while Earl Thomas said he’d “make [his daughter] turn her head” if Bennett’s dancing came on the TV.
Leading the Sehawks with 8.5 sacks on the year, Bennett did not reveal if he has a special dance planned for next Sunday’s — why is it so far away?! I’m DYING here! –Super Bowl. However, he did say he “[thinks] America is ready.”
Okay gambling degenerates, what are the odds on Bennett busting out the worm? +250? -105? Help me out here.
[Source: The Seattle Times]