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The Super Bowl is here and everyone is trying to come up with all sorts of new angles to cover the Super Bowl. Someone issued a “girl’s guide to the Super Bowl,” and it wasn’t really popular.

Don’t fake it? Well, there goes my plan for the day. pic.twitter.com/UQh6PqfPe9

— Michele Catalano (@inthefade) February 2, 2014

Michele Catalano had some suggestions to add, of course making fun of the news station.

If you know anything about football, keep it to yourself so you don’t confuse the males in the room. #girlsguidetofootball

— Michele Catalano (@inthefade) February 2, 2014

Turn any jersey into a mini skirt with a well placed belt! #girlsguidetofootball

— Michele Catalano (@inthefade) February 2, 2014

They’ll usually let you out of the kitchen for the halftime show #girlsguidetofootball

— Michele Catalano (@inthefade) February 2, 2014

be sure to ask lots of questions, like “can I get you another beer, honey?” #girlsguidetofootball

— Kelly O. Sullivan (@KellyOSullivan) February 2, 2014

When things are getting heated, stand up and yell SPORTSBALL! #girlsguidetofootball

— Michele Catalano (@inthefade) February 2, 2014

They weren’t the only ones.

If only there were some condescending assholes who could help me figure out how to watch the Super Bowl. Oh, wait. http://t.co/fPf2KHjwxB

— Michele Catalano (@inthefade) February 2, 2014

By the way, that “Girly Guide to the Super Bowl” from the News12 image was originally in Harper’s Bazaar http://t.co/XNb3yTDOKM

— Michele Catalano (@inthefade) February 2, 2014