News station airs ‘girl guide to the Super Bowl’
By Mike Dyce
The Super Bowl is here and everyone is trying to come up with all sorts of new angles to cover the Super Bowl. Someone issued a “girl’s guide to the Super Bowl,” and it wasn’t really popular.
Don't fake it? Well, there goes my plan for the day. https://t.co/UQh6PqfPe9
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Michele Catalano had some suggestions to add, of course making fun of the news station.
If you know anything about football, keep it to yourself so you don't confuse the males in the room. #girlsguidetofootball
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Turn any jersey into a mini skirt with a well placed belt! #girlsguidetofootball
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They'll usually let you out of the kitchen for the halftime show #girlsguidetofootball
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When things are getting heated, stand up and yell SPORTSBALL! #girlsguidetofootball
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They weren’t the only ones.
If only there were some condescending assholes who could help me figure out how to watch the Super Bowl. Oh, wait. http://t.co/fPf2KHjwxB
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By the way, that "Girly Guide to the Super Bowl" from the News12 image was originally in Harper's Bazaar http://t.co/XNb3yTDOKM
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