It’s been a while since I’ve been inside a Walmart, but apparently the big box store has a bakery. Of course, I didn’t say it was a good bakery as it appears somebody had a pretty difficult time creating a Super Bowl 48 cake.
The cake features a typical ‘Go Seahawks’ script, but that’s where everything starts to go wrong.
First off – the script. While it’s technically correct in its wordage, whomever put it on the cake was clearly a little drunk. Or had one leg that was shorter than the other as the wording nearly runs off the side.
But that’s not even then worst part. Take a gander at the logo. What the hell is that? A hybrid broncohawk? Looks like something out a mythological novel.
Actually – what it really looks like is some variation of the Loch Ness Monster with orange hair attempting to eat the Seahawk.
This would have actually been pretty funny had they intended to do this, but the fact it looks completely unintentional makes it hilariously awful.
— El Mero Mero (@mrkinomarines) February 2, 2014